My name's Fred Zeleny. Up until recently, I was a full-time unemployed animator, but it was okay, because I also had a part-time job as an unemployed game- and web-designer. It takes a lot of skill and dedication to do all the things that I wasn't getting paid for.
Of course, now I'm exployed. As an animator, and web- and game-designer. Funny how that sort of thing works out, huh?
Other than that, I'm a gamer, writer, masseur, artist, martial artist, idealist, optimist, realist, protagonist and a few other things as well. Some of them may also rhyme with "-ist", but I wouldn't bet on it.